Chow On Chow

When in Singapore, you Sling it.

2009-11-26T21:17:00.003-05:00

The Singapore Sling to me has always been one of those drinks that you saw depicted on placemats at old Chinese restaurants. You know, the kinds that were opened in the 50s, still served chop suey and were decorated with paper lanterns. Remember?

The Sling was originally invented at the Raffles hotel by a Chinese bartender named Ngiam Toong Boon in the early 20th century. Main ingredients include Gin, Cherry Heering, Dom Bénédictine and pineapple juice. It's the national drink in Singapore (at least for tourists) and it's served as a complimentary beverage to the biz-class passengers on Singapore Airlines.

But let's face it: Most Slings are awful. Sickly sweet, you're more often to get a version that tastes like cough syrup at best, concentrated Kool-Aid at worst. But I'm not like the fun-haters over at cnngo.com who think the drink must die. Admittedly, the drink is poor the vast majority of the time it is ordered. But a true Sling is sublime and it is quite possible to have one.

Case in point: The sling I had at the Fullerton Hotel was not only perfectly balanced in flavour but had the perfect colour gradations. Served in a tall curvaceous glass, you could see the cocktail go from a dark red to a light yellow as you cat your eyes up the glass. At the top of the drink, sat a frothy, creamy foam, like the proper crema of an espresso. And to top it off, a slice of fresh pineapple and, of course, a Marachino cherry. As for the flavor, the bartender's well-slung sling contained the perfect proportions of liquers and included freshly made unsweetened pineapple juice.

With the craft cocktail trend in full motion back in the US, bartenders are revisiting some of the old tiki classics - Mai Tai! - and making them more tuned to adult palates rather than the sweet fruitbombs for the wine cooler generation. Finally. A finely mixed Sling or Mai Tai that isn't sickly sweet is one of the greatest refreshments I've ever known. It's vacation in a glass – tropical, daring, adventerous and slightly mysterious (what exactly is in this drink?).

So, to the much-maligned sling, I salute you. Enjoy one at the Fullerton if you can.

Meet Robert Sim.

2009-11-17T11:51:00.005-05:00

I met Robert (pictured above, holding a shark's head) when I first arrived in Penang. He has a small, modest restaurant called Robert Sim Seafood on the main road to Batu Ferringhi. I came in for dinner in October, a few ringitts short of a decent meal (I forgot my wallet and realized I only had a few small bills and some change.) He looked at me, nodded and said I could have whatever I wanted. "Feed you first, talk money later."

We didn't talk about money, though. I told him I was a fellow cook, so he sat with me as I ate (a steamed grouper and some belancan kang kong, if I recall) and we talked about life in the kitchen. He asked me about Paris. I asked him about working in hotels and big restaurants in Asia. He showed me his small kitchen, his mise en place and kept chatting to me as he wokked out a few dishes to customers. When I was about to leave, he invited me to try out his chee chong fun at his hawker stand at the nearby Tanjung Bungah market. (He does chee chong fun in the mornings; dinner at his restaurant during the evenings.) I promised I would. We shook hands and I went home.

A couple of days after my meal, I went to his hawker stand. He said I had to come by his restaurant in an hour to take a look at something special, something extremely rare. He told me he got a hold of some hammerhead shark head, and he was going to break it down and prepare it for the dinner service.

I've the whole preparation on video and it was something special to see indeed. I felt both excited and queasy about watching him prepare what is fish that is becoming disturbingly scarce. I got to test a few pieces too (near-extinction is, sadly, delicious). Yes, yes, I must edit and post the whole video soon. But the photo above is the teaser: Here is Robert, holding up the shark head, imitating its ferocious appetite.

But the reason I'm teasing is this: The past few days, I've started a stage of sorts, trailing Robert, learning the ways of the wok, helping him prep and admiring how he can bang out his dishes for his restaurant all by himself.

I'll certainly have more to report on this experience for sure. Some topics I will explore in the future: making belancan chili sauce, his deep-fry method and eating obscenely good fried chicken for staff meal. (Speaking of which, I've got the leftovers in my fridge....)

Episode 2: Joo Hooi Cafe (Penang)

2009-11-12T09:30:00.003-05:00

So the day after I arrived in Penang, Brione takes me to George Town and promises a lunch that would set me right for my stay, an intro-to-Penang meal of sorts. She wants to take me to an old-school coffee shop, tattered and worn, with top-notch food made by sweaty, overworked hawkers. I am about to see something very Penang, I'm told.

We get off the bus at the hilarious monstrosity that is the KOMTAR office tower (as pictured on the t-shirt above) and she leads to me a few blocks away to Joo Hooi Cafe. The place is a dump, but a charming one in that way that old businesses can be when you can easily imagine them to be exactly the same five decades back. The real reason we're here: To knock off very credible versions of two Penang classics at one stop – assam laksa and char kway teow.

First, a quick primer:

Assam laksa: A noodle soup with a sour and spicy tamarind-laced fish soup with rice noodles and served with a bit of shredded lettuce and cucmber.

Char kway teow: Rice noodles fried along with chili sauce, garlic, shrimp, Chinese sausage and eggs.

I have to admit that the laksa, at first taste, is a full assault on the taste buds and a totally confusing one, at first. My year in France prior to arriving here has tempered my tongue. The French are wonderful cooks, but they're not so much into huge flavours that overwhelm your tongue like a German blitzkrieg.
During my first two spoonfuls of laksa, I think I'm tasting several things that I have been hardwired by my classical French training that should not go together. First, it's incredibly fishy – the mackerel in the soup are flaked to thicken the stock, add texture and give a strong flavour. Secondly, it's quite spicy - there's an ample amount of chillies. Thirdly, there are overt sweet flavours (pineapple) alonside strong sour ones (tamarind). And to addto the fishy/seafood-y flavours, there's a dollop of shrimp paste added in, as well as a side dipping sauce of belancan-laced chilli dipping sauce. At first, while dissecting the dish, I thought I was getting the compost pile of the jungle thrown mixed with a ladle full of seawater from the bottom of the harbour.

Of course, it's much better than that. After saying goodbye to my French-trained papillae – I'm in Asia, goddamnit - I start to understand. This stuff is absolutely brilliant. Fishy isn't seen as a bad thing in Malaysia, and they have no qualms to push the strong flavours of oily fish over the top. (Given that I'm a fan of bottomfeeders like mackerel and sardines, I'm cool with that.) The sourness of the soup balances out the fish flavour, while the heat from the chillis is countered by the sweet notes of the pineapple. The flavours are so bold and complex make this dish super-addictive – the more I ate, the more I wanted it.

The char kway teow? The video says it all. It had plenty of that "wok hay" - nearly-burnt flavour from a superhot wok that makes Chinese food taste so, well, Chinese.

I've since tasted a few other versions of laksa and char kway teow and I can attest that Joo Hooi is definitely among the best in Penang based on my (relatively limited) experience.

I'm welcome to suggestions from those of you with other suggestions about where is best to taste these treats.

Episode 1: DB Bistro Moderne (Vancouver)

2009-11-11T03:12:00.005-05:00

The pilot episode is finally here!

Here forth is the launch of chowonchow's new video blog. Click on the clip and see my quick review of my meal at DB Bistro Moderne in Vancouver.

Before embarking on a 36-hour journey to Penang, I visited my brother in Vancouver who so graicously took me out to DB Bistro Moderne. It was payback, sorta: I took him to Michel Rostang, the restaurant I worked at in Paris, for a full nine-course meal with wine-pairings. So, in return, he takes me to... DB? In his defense, it was a weeknight and he is a family man with two young kids, so the tasting menu at Lumiere would not have fit comfortably in either his nor his wife's schedule, unfortunately. DB it would have to be.

Anyway, the meal was very good. I'm not a fan of branch bistro-outposts of celeb chefs but, I have to admit, this one is a good one. Everything was well cooked and very French – in a very good way. Technique at DB passes muster – just look at my terrine. And yes, I had a bite of my brother's DB burger (= ground sirloin + braised short ribs + foie gras + truffles). It was delicious, even if the truffle flavours were lacking due to the season.

Enjoy the video. Comments, as always, are welcome.

Stay tuned. Next episode, I inhale noodles and try a Penang classic.

A new beginning.

2009-11-01T22:45:00.005-05:00

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

CHOWONCHOW RETURNS: A BLOG RISES FROM THE ASHES

November 2, 2009

KUALA LUMPUR-The management at chowonchow are pleased to announce the resurrection of the blog and a commitment to keep it updated.

The new blog is ready for a full rollout. Old fans will be back for the nostalgia; new ones will be wowed by its sheer awesomeness. Going forward, the blog will leverage new web technologies, with an emphasis on online video, while also keeping the original irreverent tone.

"We forecast triple-digit growth in readership," says Jason Chow, founder of the blog. "Given that viewership was never beyond the low teens before, we think this is an achievable goal...."

I'm blogging in earnest now - for the first time, really – but with a different approach. I'm going to go two-point-oh and be more video-oriented and less of the traditional photo-and-text blog format. My videos will cover my food adventures, from eating at fine-dining restaurants to watching a cook slice up the head of a hammerhead shark (yes, I've got it on camera). Cooks and food nerds take note: I will try my best to include techniques employed by the cooks in the preparation of my food and take you into kitchens as best as I can.

And yes, the dateline is correct: I'm currently living in Malaysia. So, expect many videos of hawker stands, open-air restaurants and sweaty coffee shops.

Stay tuned....

France, France.

2008-09-29T11:48:00.003-04:00

Yes, I'm in France. Paris. Food-related. Cooking school. Ecole superieure de cuisine francaise - Ferrandi.

More details to come.

The wine dilemma

2008-05-08T00:38:00.007-04:00

Excellent piece in the NYT today by wine writer Eric Asimov about the motivations behind the choices of wine drinkers. He delves into recent research and soon-to-be-released books, some of which asserts that American wine drinkers are a big manipulative herd and, if tasting blindly, will often prefer the cheap plonk over the expensive bottle.

I've thought a lot about this too. I've wondered if I were given a glass of a $150 St-Emilion Grand Cru and one of my usual $7 cheapie Italians, would I be able to taste the difference? Well, I goddamn hope so. I've always assumed I could because St-Emilions have, in the few times I've drunk them, typically blown my mind. They're so elegant while my cheap Italian is so, well, servicable, amusing but ultimately, the work of a hack. It would be like comparing any nuanced performance by Juliette Binoche to Al Pacino from Scent of a Woman. Question is, could I notice the difference between, say, a $50 Cab from California and a big-tasting red from Argentina that was one-fifth the price? Dude, I only scored something like a 5/20 on guessing the Asian ethnicities of people in photos on alllooksame.com. I doubt I could be more discerning with wine.

This is the kind of taste test that Asimov is describing that is the basis of a book that's coming out later this month called The Wine Trials, which apparently concludes, among other things, that Americans can't tell the difference between expensive and cheap wines. Fair enough. The next real question is this: Who the fuck cares? I agree with the general public that wine marketing is manipulative, that the perceptions we have about price and quality are often out of whack with what we're served, and that we all are afraid of ordering the cheapest wine on the menu. But it's time the consumers take back control and books like The Wine Trials should form a wakeup call to us casual low-knowledge drinkers. In the past 15 years, wine consumption in the U.S. has grown more than 50% and still, despite the fact that we've become way more familiar with the stuff, Americans (and I think we in Canada fall in the same lot) are still really insecure about their own preferences. This is the conclusion that Asimov comes to and I totally agree.

Rather than call ourselves dupes, we consumers should take the high road unabashedly embrace what we do and don't like. If you're a fan of 4L jugs of Carlo Rossi, go ahead and lap it up. If you like $150 Burgandy from Beaune over the half-as-expensive Barone, good for you. It's books and articles like this that get me riled up in thinking that, for some reason, when it comes to wine, we never trust what our tongues tell us. It's about time we do. Only then can we force the wine press to start talking in a way that we all can understand and in a way that will encourage casual discussion. Talking about wine should be no different than how 15 year-olds debate the differences between a Big Mac and a Whopper. (For the record, I was a Quarter-Pounder-with-bacon-and-cheese man myself.)

A vote for hock

2008-05-07T18:54:00.005-04:00

As I type this, I've got a pot of soup with smoked ham hocks and lentils simmering away. Imagine Quebec-style split pea soup, only with brown lentils instead of yellow peas, and a ham hock instead of regular ham.

Pity the hocks. They're only one vowel away from a derogatory word we call ruralfolk and their appearance and origins – hocks are the just inches away from feet - make many squeamish. But before you write it off, try some. Ham hocks are really damn good. Southerners know about this well. They'll add it to collard greens to make the stuff from something healthy to something, well, typical Southern. Chef Frank Stitt elevates the lowly hock in a recipe that combines asparagus with a ham hock vinaigrette. Add them to anything with beans to elevate them to an ethereal level. Do it. This is not just like adding bacon to a dish to give it that dash of porky smoky flavour. Hocks are a whole other level of kickass – they release a ton of collagen and fat as you cook them, so everything in your pot gets a nice sheen, meaty thickness and a deep deep flavour. Go hicks. Er, I meant hocks.

On the virtues of eating early.

2008-05-05T17:16:00.006-04:00

I grew up in a small town where the men worked strictly 9-to-5, the commute was never more than 15 minutes from work to home and there was always a woman at the house making dinner. And because of these three factors, the people in my town always ate at 5:15pm – the moment that the dad got out of his truck and into the house and grunted his way to the head of the dinner table at which point the pork chops were lifted from the oven and the apple sauce was finished. (From what I gathered, most of my friends spent their entire youth eating pork chops and apple sauce.)

My house was an exception. My dad worked a bit later – he started around 9:30 and didn't come home 'till 6pm – so we didn't eat until almost a full hour after everybody else in the town. This affected my social life greatly: My friends would often call me around 6:30 on a Friday night to ask me what I was doing but I'd have to tell them I was still eating and hadn't thought that far. My parents were pissed that I had to answer the phone during dinner; my friends were pissed not knowing if I was going to join them or not.

But as late as I thought we ate, I learned early that 6pm for dinner was hardly custom for the cityfolk. Whenever we'd come to Toronto to visit our relatives, I starved. Uncles didn't get back from work until 7 or 7:30pm, which meant dinner could be as late as 8pm. This was an annoyance to me at first, but after a few days, I kinda liked it. It meant one could watch all the sitcom reruns AND the sports highlights of the evening news BEFORE dinner. How cosmopolitan.

After I finished high school, I lived in a couple small towns in France for a year as an exchange student, staying with host families. There, I ate at 7:30pm, but it didn't seem to bother me because I always ate a gigantic and delicious lunch at the cafeteria of my lyceé. (Cafeteria food in France, with its three courses - salad, main and cheese – and limitless baguette was the best part of my day.) Then after France, I lived in a dorm for a year where I regressed a bit to my provincial ways. Dinner service started at 5pm and I would usually line up before the doors to the cafeteria opened. Going at 5pm meant you could get the greatest choice – the more favourite dishes would sell out by 6pm – and make sure you got a warm plate that wasn't sitting on a steam table for too long. Also, it meant beating the post-Simpsons rush (there were twenty dudes who routinely watched the Simpsons at 5pm, thus creating a logjam in the lines at 5:30).

After my freshman year, I then lived on my own, at which point the whole idea of a regimented meal plan went out the window. I'd eat as early as 4:30 and as late as 10pm, depending on when I woke up, how much I snacked and how much I had or planned to be drinking. My dinner life didn't become regimented again until after I graduated and started my first job. I moved to Toronto to work at a magazine and I moved in to my grandparents' place where my grandma ensured I had at least five dishes to choose from – old-school Cantonese – at 7:30pm. I'd eat till I'd burst, go out and meet friends and drink five pints and wonder why I'd feel so bloated that night. Unsurprisingly, I gained ten pounds during my stay chez granny.

A year later, I moved out of her house and lived on my own, and for the following four years, I had to adjust to the dual responsibility of working a job with a long commute and feeding myself – a combination of circumstances that were far more difficult to grasp than I thought. I rarely ate before 8pm and most often around 9pm or later (depending on the number of aperatifs drunk). I'd end up consuming a large amount – I'd be ravenously hungry by that time, not having eaten since lunch. Afterwards, I'd feel sluggish, tired and often fall asleep reading a magazine or watching half a movie. Worst of all, I'd wake up late not feeling too hungry (even if slightly hungover) and skip breakfast. And of course, given my rural roots, I thought I was so urbane and mature for eating so late. Me so cool.

A few years later, my supposed sophitisticate lifestyle changed, though not through any deliberate intent. It happened a bit unintentionally. In 2005, I started working from home, and cooking became a great excuse to quit working or procrastinate. And there's something about being at home all day that makes one hungrier than usual. By the fall of that year, I found myself resorting to the my high school habits. I had, once again, started eating at 6pm. At first, I made fun of myself for doing so but after a few times, I got the hang of it and I liked the routine of it all. Finally, I was eating like a real adult. Or, as others would prefer, like a geriatric.

Of course, there are a few exceptions to this rule: During baseball season, where I co-ordinate my meal with the first pitch of the Jays game, which almost is 7pm most of the time. Also, I realize that it's not very couth or sexy to suggest a dinner date at 6pm, so I will schedule accordingly if entertaining. And, of course, restaurant meals are always made later – eating at 6pm at a nice restaurant almost always means you'll be sitting in a half-empty room populated with seniors and waiters who are anxious to get you out to ensure the reservations at 7:30 will be seated in time.

Still, when eating at home, I adhere to my 6pm routine. Cosmopolitanism be damned: I love eating early. It frees up more time in my evening. It's healthier for me (apparently) and it makes me hungrier in the morning, which means I'll eat breakfast (not always evident in my undergrad and post-grandma years). And it prevents from snacking in the afternoon.

Would I reconsider this routine and shift dinner back a couple of hours? If I lived in France again, sure. If I lived in Spain where tapas is a viable snacking options, absolutely. And what if I got a job with a long commute or late hours? Damn. I dunno. I won't take the job, I guess.

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

2008-05-05T12:57:00.007-04:00

Fiesta time people.

Check it out: I made some mole poblano and wrote about it for the National Post.

What wasn't included in my column was the aftermath. I actually made an excess of mole sauce, so the next day, I cut up some pork shoulder, browned it and braised it along with the remaining mole. A few hours later, I placed the pork on some warmed tortillas and some salsa fresca. Result: Bueno.

Naturally, given how many expat Latinos there are in the U.S., the New York Times is flogging its archive of Mexican recipes in name of the holiday.

Where have I been?

2008-05-02T14:04:00.003-04:00

Admittedly, it's been way too long. First, some housecleaning and updates on what I've been doing lately:

- A Passover-themed Ingredient column about schmaltz, as in the chicken fat, not the senimental kind.
- An Easter-themed Ingredient column about Zurek, the Polish easter soup
- A short feature on the difficulty that chefs have describing their dishes on menus.

Coffee on your steak

2008-02-23T12:01:00.002-05:00

Here's the video of Trish Magwood demonstrating how to make an easy chili coffee steak rub.

And here is my Ingredient column on the subject.

You are what you drink

2008-02-13T11:51:00.001-05:00

I wrote about the trials of ordering wine while on a dinner date for today's National Post. Check it out here. And thanks to Steve Murray for the illusration.

A few things I learned while researching the story:
- Ordering wine while on a date still remains a male responsibility.
- Avoid the big tannic reds on first dates. Too heavy and it'll stain your teeth.
- Champagne! Couldn't fit this detail in the story but Mark Taylor, sommelier and owner of Cru restaurant in Vancouver tells me it's always a crowd-pleaser. A bit celebratory, but it always sets the mood right.

A logical follow-up story on this topic would be how we all judge dinner-guests based on what wine they bring. I'm hardly a wine snob (I love <$10 Italians) and I won't turn away a guest at the door if they bring an offensive wine, but if someone shows up with Yellow Tail or Jackson Triggs, they will be barred from future dinners. Harsh? Perhaps, but someone's gotta set the standards.

Ingredient - the video

2008-02-09T00:53:00.000-05:00

I've always wanted to have a video demo accompany my Ingredient column in the National Post. Finally, my team and I have finally completed our first one. I invite you all to check it out and tell me what you think. The video is about my guided tour of the fish counter at T&T Supermarket and a quick demo about how to make Cantonese-style steamed green bass. You can also read the column here.

Thank you to producer Maryam Siddiqi for making this project happen.

Allez cuisine! The Gold Medal Plates black box competition

2008-02-08T19:17:00.000-05:00

Last night, I attended the first night to the The Gold Medal Plates competition. Part culinary triathlon, part Olympic fundraiser, the GMP is a meeting of seven top chefs from across the country and they duke it out over three days in a series of challenges. The first event was yesterday's Iron Chef-like black box competition: The chefs are handed a mystery box of six ingredients and then given ten minutes to devise a menu of two dishes that use all the ingredients. They then announce their menu, submit it to the judges (comprised of food writers and chef-instructors), and create two dishes within the one-hour time limit.

James Chatto, food critic for Toronto Life, is the head judge of the competition and was responsible for choosing the six mystery ingredients. Five of them were local – organic flank steak, Georgian Bay whitefish, celery root, honeycomb and Ontario-grown peanuts – and one was the exotic import – plantains. Why this combination? "I wanted to make it difficult but keep it local," he said. "I added plantains because it can be both used as something sweet and as a starch." One of the competing chefs – Paul Rogalski from Rouge in Calgary – announced he had a peanut allergy upon declaring his two-dish menu. I asked Chatto later if he ever thought of the nutaphobes in his ingredient-selection and he blushed a bit. "It never crossed my mind."

The event took place at the culinary school at George Brown College. There were about 50 guests and judges, crammed into the school's kitchens, watching the chefs sweat out the challenge. It was like watching Iron Chef live, sans commentary and multiple camera angles, so it was a bit difficult to see what was going oe. Also, there were a throng of chefs, restaurateurs and foodie hanger-ons who were more amped about the free wine than about watching the competitors sweat it out, which made it even more difficult to decipher what was going on.

The chefs who took part:

· Anthony Walsh of Canoe (Toronto)
· Martin Ruiz Salvador of Fleur de Sel (Halifax)
· Roland Ménard of Manoir Hovey (Montréal)
· Melissa Craig of Barefoot Bistro (Vancouver)
· Paul Rogalski of Rouge (Calgary)
· Judy Wu of Wild Tangerine (Edmonton)
· Michael Moffatt of Beckta Dining and Wine (Ottawa-Gatineau)

Check out my preview of the GMP competition.

Also, here's a video of Anthony Walsh declaring his menu after his ten minute brainstorming period.

Gong hay fat choy

2008-02-03T18:46:00.000-05:00

Is the myth of the second Chinese-only menu at Chinese restaurants truth or fiction?

Truth indeed. Check out my story about it here. Truth be told, I've been meaning to write explain the secrets of the second menu for a while and it just so happened that my editors have been just as eager to read about now.

A few footnotes:
- the Chinese-only menu is called "to chan" and prounanced "TOE chan." If you want to see the menu, ask for the "TOE chan DAN."
- Unfortunately, I didn't get to lament the sad state of North American Chinese cuisine. Chinese cuisine on this continent needs a massive marketing overhaul but it's so hard to find at times. Nina and Tim Zagat – the founders of the Zagat guides – complained about the how far North American Chinese food lags the real thing.
- My dad has yet to give me his opinion of what I wrote.

On tapas and yuzu ponzu.

2008-01-31T16:21:00.000-05:00

I know I'm way late on this one but I finally checked out the much-raved Foxley resto (207 Ossington, Toronto) for the first time yesterday. I normally detest the whole tapas thing – especially pan-Asian tapas, which more often seems like bad Chinese-lite. Going for Asian tapas to me is like thirsting for a pint of beer but being asked to make do with a teacup of Miller Lite followed by a thimble of Michelob. I have to admit, though, I was thoroughly impressed.

Two dishes worth talking about: First, the artic char ceviche ($15) which was loaded with lime juice and chili sauce and topped with klumquats. Sounded great on the menu, and tasted fantastic – if you ate the klumquats separately. They were just too overpowering. I admit the words "ceviche" and "klumquat" on the menu caught my eye (and also the eye of my dining companion) and we were instantly sold upon reading about the item. But the dish would have been perfect without the fruit. And so I thought about the chef's conundrum: Do you always have to have that go-the-extra-mile twist to upsell your customers, even when a humbler and simpler version would work just as well, if not better? In chef Tom Thai's defence, I'll assume he stands by his dish thinks it kicks ass. I wish it did for me, but unfortunately, it didn't.

The standout dish? A Japanese-style grilled mackerel in a yazu ponzu sauce ($8). This was simple made divine – you really can't get more humble than a mackerel fish (which also happens to be one of my favourites) and for this dish, it was simply grilled, then topped with a few finely chopped chilis and lightly bathed with a yazu ponzu sauce – a lemony-like light soy. It was the best east-meet-west dish I've eaten in a long time and yet, so elegantly simple. Grilled mackerel always makes me think of Portugal (where they eat the stuff by the ton, always with boiled potato) and this dish combined the smoky taste of grilling with the light uplifting citrus notes of yuzu ponzu. I plan on replicating this along with the yuzu ponzu at home.

One last thing about tapas: If you haven't read the New York Times piece from early Decmeber about how the tapas trend is killing the entree, you really ought to. Unfortunately for me, I'm one of the few diners who still loves the meat+starch+veg combination (likely because growing up in a Chinese family, I rarely ate that way), but that's a whole topic for another day.

What? No gizzards?

2007-12-18T10:11:00.000-05:00

Funny story I found today about people buying turkeys and - to their horror! - not getting the little package of turkey organs inside the cavity to use for their gravy.

Ah, gravy. I admit I'm a sucker for anything covered in gravy: The sides can be cold and the meat can be dry, but as long as there's good hot gravy, then it really doesn't matter. If it says gravy on the menu, I'll order it. (Chicken fried steak with cream gravy? Yes, please!) I love white gravy, dark gravy, gravy with onion mix, coffee red-eye gravy, and tomato gravy. And who can forget the heavy significance of Stephannie's gravy fantasy from last year's Survivor? Poor Stephannie. In the middle of the competition, the girl mentionned she'd die for a plate of mashed potatoes and gravy after days of jungle crap. Who could blame her? But her tribemates interpreted the comment as a sign of weakness and voted her off that same episode. The lesson: Gravy is a temptress, a fantasy, a powerful dream that can make your mind wander from the task at hand.

But back to giblets. I like the idea of giblets in gravy, though I've yet to try it out. Last time I made turkey – a gigantic feast for 15 animals (uhh, friends) who left my kitchen looking as if I had invited Charles Bukowsksis and Jim Harrison for an eating and drinking contest – I ended up using the remaining drippings and spiked it with chicken broth and thickened it with a cornstarch slurry. Simple, yet effective. The evening was mentionned in a story I wrote for AOL Canada, which you can find here.

Feast as performance art

2007-12-17T14:31:00.000-05:00

Interesting read in the NY Times about how the art set celebrate the holidays.

Agathe Snow is an artist whose latest work looks like a pile of dumpster refuse that serves as a comment on... well... whatever. More interesting to me is that she's apparently a good cook and invited her artist-friends to pig out for an event she dubbed the Fist Postapocalyptic Christmas Dinner.

First, the visual: in the entryway, an installation of jarred potions, oils and jams. Off-kilter cookies tumbled out of a Joseph Beuys-worthy suitcase. In the main room, a table fashioned from upended bookshelves was covered end to end with food in mismatched pots, pans and trays, while an explosive centerpiece assemblage underscored the evening’s the-end-was-near theme. Every few minutes, another riotously garnished dish appeared: goose stuffed with kale, a glossy ham, Campari-cranberry relish, green eggs, a terrine of chicken-liver pâté, poussin with garlic and pears, roast quail, empanadas, leg of lamb, a tray of beef shanks . . . wild rice with pomegranate, lentils, sweet-potato purée, cauliflower-eggplant gratin . . . rough-hewn breads. The volume of food became a performance in itself.

Sounds like an orgy of consumption. Given the fact allusion to the apocolypse in the title of the event, you'd imagine something a bit more stark, bleak and far less decadent. The apocolypse? Party on, apparently.

Comer mangu de plantano.

2007-12-15T15:01:00.000-05:00

My Ingredient column this weekend was about plantains and the Dominicain sidedish of Mangu, a mash of plantains that is served at breakfast with a Full Dominican breakfast (eggs and sausage - similar to a Full English) or as a starchy accompaniment for dinner.

I chatted with a few Dominicans about their cuisine and with one man, the conversation went from mangu to smoked pork chops to langoniza and finally to sancocho, the hearty stew that uses seven different kinds of meats. After expressing his delight over the heavy food – it's the greatest cure for a hangover, he tells me – he added that sancocho is an imperative part of the mating ritual of Dominicans. The three elements: First sancocho, add a bottle of rum and end with sex. "We call it the 1-2-3," he laughs. Stewed goat meat + pork ribs + rum = powerful aphrodisiac, apparently. I imagine the rum is the most important element.

The baseball diet

2007-09-20T09:16:00.000-04:00

Sitting behind the bullpen of a Blue Jays game this past week reminded me of an obvious fact that I had forgotten: Ball players are pigs.

Hardly a revelation, but the extent of a ballplayers' junk food snacking is beyond belief. There is no other sport where a player can indulge almost as deeply as a fan (minus the beer) during a game. Case in point: At a recent Jays game, rookie pitcher Brian Wolfe, from the dugout a pink Hello Kitty bag and within the first inning, a bored Brandon League dug into it for a bag of chips while half of the others were eating sunflower seeds and, later, beef jerky. In the bullpen, only the booze separates the players from the fans: The pros watch the game as leisurely as we do and stuff their faces like the rest of us.

Ballplayers are notorious for their poor eating habits though sportswriters, unfortunately, don't have the food-obsessed in mind to document the junky diets. But the question of what ballplayers eat has long interested me and it's why this feature about Mike Piazza and the 2002 New York Mets in the New York Times Magazine has stuck with me so long:

The clubhouse is designed to help the players relax and bond -- a cross between a frat house rumpus room and a Chuck E. Cheese's. But in the weeks I spent around the Mets, I witnessed little bonding amid the tubs of Bazooka bubble gum, packets of sunflower seeds, boxes of doughnuts, bags of chips, bottles of soda, beer, Gatorade, M&M's, Hershey bars, Power Bars, ice cream, pizza, pasta, ribs and macaroni and cheese.

Last month, I indulged my passion for baseball and junk food in one move, writing about Blue Jay relief pitcher Brian Tallet and his culinary adventures in making his own beef jerky. Check it out here. Included is a recipe to turn 21 lbs of inside round into beef jerky. How long does it last? "About two weeks." Pigs, I tell you.