Coffee on your steak

Here's the video of Trish Magwood demonstrating how to make an easy chili coffee steak rub.

And here is my Ingredient column on the subject.

Ingredient - the video

I've always wanted to have a video demo accompany my Ingredient column in the National Post. Finally, my team and I have finally completed our first one. I invite you all to check it out and tell me what you think. The video is about my guided tour of the fish counter at T&T Supermarket and a quick demo about how to make Cantonese-style steamed green bass. You can also read the column here.

Thank you to producer Maryam Siddiqi for making this project happen.

Gong hay fat choy

Is the myth of the second Chinese-only menu at Chinese restaurants truth or fiction?

Truth indeed. Check out my story about it here. Truth be told, I've been meaning to write explain the secrets of the second menu for a while and it just so happened that my editors have been just as eager to read about now.

A few footnotes:
- the Chinese-only menu is called "to chan" and prounanced "TOE chan." If you want to see the menu, ask for the "TOE chan DAN."
- Unfortunately, I didn't get to lament the sad state of North American Chinese cuisine. Chinese cuisine on this continent needs a massive marketing overhaul but it's so hard to find at times. Nina and Tim Zagat – the founders of the Zagat guides – complained about the how far North American Chinese food lags the real thing.
- My dad has yet to give me his opinion of what I wrote.

Comer mangu de plantano.

My Ingredient column this weekend was about plantains and the Dominicain sidedish of Mangu, a mash of plantains that is served at breakfast with a Full Dominican breakfast (eggs and sausage - similar to a Full English) or as a starchy accompaniment for dinner.

I chatted with a few Dominicans about their cuisine and with one man, the conversation went from mangu to smoked pork chops to langoniza and finally to sancocho, the hearty stew that uses seven different kinds of meats. After expressing his delight over the heavy food – it's the greatest cure for a hangover, he tells me – he added that sancocho is an imperative part of the mating ritual of Dominicans. The three elements: First sancocho, add a bottle of rum and end with sex. "We call it the 1-2-3," he laughs. Stewed goat meat + pork ribs + rum = powerful aphrodisiac, apparently. I imagine the rum is the most important element.

The baseball diet

Sitting behind the bullpen of a Blue Jays game this past week reminded me of an obvious fact that I had forgotten: Ball players are pigs.

Hardly a revelation, but the extent of a ballplayers' junk food snacking is beyond belief. There is no other sport where a player can indulge almost as deeply as a fan (minus the beer) during a game. Case in point: At a recent Jays game, rookie pitcher Brian Wolfe, from the dugout a pink Hello Kitty bag and within the first inning, a bored Brandon League dug into it for a bag of chips while half of the others were eating sunflower seeds and, later, beef jerky. In the bullpen, only the booze separates the players from the fans: The pros watch the game as leisurely as we do and stuff their faces like the rest of us.

Ballplayers are notorious for their poor eating habits though sportswriters, unfortunately, don't have the food-obsessed in mind to document the junky diets. But the question of what ballplayers eat has long interested me and it's why this feature about Mike Piazza and the 2002 New York Mets in the New York Times Magazine has stuck with me so long:

The clubhouse is designed to help the players relax and bond -- a cross between a frat house rumpus room and a Chuck E. Cheese's. But in the weeks I spent around the Mets, I witnessed little bonding amid the tubs of Bazooka bubble gum, packets of sunflower seeds, boxes of doughnuts, bags of chips, bottles of soda, beer, Gatorade, M&M's, Hershey bars, Power Bars, ice cream, pizza, pasta, ribs and macaroni and cheese.

Last month, I indulged my passion for baseball and junk food in one move, writing about Blue Jay relief pitcher Brian Tallet and his culinary adventures in making his own beef jerky. Check it out here. Included is a recipe to turn 21 lbs of inside round into beef jerky. How long does it last? "About two weeks." Pigs, I tell you.